"Happy Ending massage...the perfect Christmas present!"

I KNOW that you are dying to find out what is up with this week's blog... well, here is the deal:


How many of you work day in and day out, almost to exhaustion and by the time the weekend arrives, there is very little left of you... your body aches, you lack energy and those around you do not quit with their expectations of you. You think to yourself, "goshh how I could go for a massage!!" Those of you who can identify with this, raise your hand!! Haa haa, me too!! Not only do you feel exhausted, but also would like some sexual release... Well today is your lucky day!!!

Ok mis amigos, don't run out and start looking for an unethical massage parlor because you have the solution right before your eyes. How about planning an amazing date with your current "lover." A date that will resonate with the both of you for a lifetime? A date that will allow you to enjoy a degree of intimacy that you never thought possible??!! If you want to be the hero, here is how to do it:

1. Set aside 2 hours from your day off (make sure that your partner is also available).

2. Go to the nearest smoke shop and purchase a small box of incense called MagChampa... this is by far the best smelling and arousing incense that you will find. They are also less than $5.00.

3. Purchase yummy-smelling candles from your neighborhood pharmacy, or discount stores, such as Ross, Marshalls, or similar. Make sure that they are different sizes and fragrances(you don't have to spend more than $20.00 the first time and then they are yours!)

4. Purchase a B-Tribe CD (the earlier ones are the most relaxing and spiritual of all)... around $12.00

5. You will need lubrication for the massage, so an odorless lotion will do... nothing fancy.

6. A clean bed and turned off cellphones and house phones.

7. A bottle of water.

Now you are ready!

This is a gift that will last a lifetime...

Have your significant other loose all responsibilities for the next hour and a half and let him/her know that this time will be dedicated just to them.

Light all of the candles around, pop in the B-Tribe CD, make the room temperature nice and warm (around 78 degrees).Have them lay down unclothed face down. Drape over them a fresh sheet so that they do not get cold...

Place the lotion on your hands and rub them until they feel warm...Start massaging their feet in circular motion (make sure your hands are not cold). DO NOT be afraid to go deep... Work yourself up the legs, then do the hands and arms (we are leaving the torso to the end). After the arms, go to the neck and make sure that you work out the kinks... most of us carry a lot of stress around the neck and shoulder.

Finally work on the back and buttocks... nothing sexual, just a massage. Before you finish ask him/her if there are any areas that you missed or that they would like you to work on more.

Once the massage is complete and your "luvie" is completely relaxed, have them drink some water, and finally, invite them to finish with the "ultimate release" while you watch...yes, you read correctly, while you watch...

RULE #1 (OK, there is only one rule haa haa). This can not be a sexual encounter. You (the massage giver) can not pleasure yourself AT ALL. This is only about your honey and no one else. Save your own desires for the next time you guys have sex...

If you are a guy and are asking the girl finish her relaxation session with a "happy ending" make sure that you reassure her that she deserves this time. Encourage her to feel good about it,and even let her know that she can give you the same massage at another date. Girls may be a bit shy about it, and if they allow themselves to do this, it could be one of the hottest experiences you may have.

If you are a girlie and are reading this, trust me when I tell you that a man would absolutely appreciate you participating in this perfect gift, either by giving the massage or receiving it yourself... don't be shy and TRY IT!!

If you are a guy who would like to get this as a gift, you should copy this whole thing and print it. Place her in a card and let her know that this is one of your fantasies. Trust me when I tell you that after this massage, you will feel brand new and will enjoy RENEWED hope in love and sex!

OK, kiddies, I am sending you off and hope to hear how it all went!! I am challenging YOU to give the ultimate selfless gift... can you handle it?!!!



Till next time!!!!